What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How did your marriage end?

Dr No

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s